Monthly Mutant

A "mutant" is an incredibly hideous person. You can be a "mutant" simply because you are extremely ugly or you can be a "mutant" because you have committed an extremely hideous act. It is safe to say that it is not a good thing to be, or be referred to as, a "mutant." Be cautious, we are looking for "mutants" on a weekly basis.
Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is an idiot! He is also Canadian, and that embarrasses me. This photo says it all: he has no body hair, no muscle mass and either wears his undies too high or his pants too low ... either way, he is a mutant! His prison rap sheet is longer than mine, but his Hollywood cash keeps him out of the can where he would most definitely be at the bottom of the totem pole. He drives while intoxicated, harbours drugs in his home, eggs his neighbours house and claims he is retired. This kid doens't know whether he is coming or going, and he is supposed to be a role model for kids. Justin, hit the weights, use your man voice, stand up when you pee and stop being a mutant!